Chris Tucker – Stand-up comedy

Posted by Adrian Ciubotaru on 7.8.2006

You know one cool thing about women? Women get to have platonic friends. He’s my pal, he’s my bud, he’s my platonic friend, I love him like a brother… Men don’t have platonic friends, we just have women we haven’t fuck yet. Every platonic friend I got was a woman I was trying to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere and end it up in the friends zone.
Women keep their platonic friends forever? Why!? …cause you never know.

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11 Responses to “Chris Tucker – Stand-up comedy”

1. sneakysid says:

   8.8.2006 at 12:25 am

   Ezact!!
2. amna says:

   8.8.2006 at 4:11 am

   that’s such a general, vague, imature thing to say…a wanna-be joke told by a wanna-be comedian, on a wanna-be’s blog.
   women have “platonic friends” because most men after the age of 20 are impotent – this is to equal the frustrated quality of your post.
3. alter_ego says:

   8.8.2006 at 9:39 am

   ei, ei…ia uitati-va la amnaaa!! saracutza, traind tot printre impotentzi
4. del says:

   8.8.2006 at 5:44 pm

   Chris Rock – “BIGGER & BLACKER”?
5. teardrop says:

   9.8.2006 at 10:41 am

   Adica vrei sa zici ca tot ce tine un barbat aproape de o femeie sunt nevoile fiziologice? Suna cam nasol. Uite, de exemplu, eu am amice cu care nu am pretentia sa mi-o trag, nu ma atrag in mod deosebit din acest pdv, dar cu care imi face placere sa discut si sa imi petrec timpul. Poate sunt denaturat eu sau poate din cauza ca am petrecut f mult timp in compania femeilor, mi-am transformat modul de a (re)actiona fata de ele.
   SUNT UN STRICAT!!!!!!!!!!
6. diamond says:

   9.8.2006 at 2:30 pm

   Ce revelatie!… zau asa, sunhunter… si cateodata si femeile urmaresc ceva, chiar daca nu-si dau seama…
7. sunhunter says:

   9.8.2006 at 8:56 pm

   am vrut mult sa uploadez mp3-ul cu pricina, insa n-am reusit, m-am multumit sa postez doar cateva citate “esentiale”. Oricum ideea era umorul, nu neaparat ideea pe care n-o comentez acum
   asadar, teardrop si diamond: adica nu vreau sa zic si nu zau asa:)
8. depe says:

   10.8.2006 at 3:07 pm

   ha ha
9. Silversun says:

   22.8.2006 at 11:48 pm

   super tare frate tine-o tot asa da nu-l mai plagia pe saracu chris rock ca am vazut si io stand-upu ala Astept chestii originale din partea ta
10. click says:

    24.8.2006 at 10:00 am

    asta ai luat-o dintr-un stand up comedy litera cu litera. Il am si eu pe-acasa.
11. Ladyblue says:

    10.9.2006 at 12:26 am

    hehe, ce nu stiti voi e ca si jumate din femei au aceleasi ganduri, c o parte din prietenii platonici

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